Here's a funny one...

A minister parked his car in a no-parking zone in a large city because he was short of time and couldn't find a space with a meter.
Then he put a note under
the windshield wiper that read:

"I have circled the block 10 times.
If I don't park here, I'll miss my
appointment.
FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSES."

When he returned, he found a citation from a police officer along with this note.

"I've circled this block for 10
years. If I don't give you a ticket, I'll lose my job.

Lead Us Not Into Temptation."